樂活、養生、舒壓 ★曼陀羅花園★

總是在裁人，所以叫總裁。                                                    
                                                                           
老是板著臉，所以稱老板。                                                  
                                                                           
總想監視人，就叫做總監。                                              
                                                                           
討老闆舒服的，叫做秘書(舒)。

欠個人的錢是窮人；欠國家的錢是富人。                                      
                                                                           
喝酒看度數的是窮人；喝酒看牌子的是富人。                                  
                                                                           
寫書的是窮人；盜版的是富人。                                              
                                                                           
吃家禽的是窮人；吃野獸的是富人。                                          
                                                                           
耕種土地的是窮人；買賣土地的是富人。                                      
                                                                           
女人給別人睡的是窮人；睡別人女人的是富人。                             
                                                                           
貧的時候養豬，富了養狗。                                                  
                                                                           
貧的時候種稻，富了種草。                                                  
                                                                           
窮的時候想娶老婆，富了以後想找情人。                                          
                                                                           
窮的時候老婆兼秘書，富了以後秘書兼老婆。