總是在裁人,所以叫總裁。                                                    
                                                                           
老是板著臉,所以稱老板。
                                                  
                                                                           
總想監視人,就叫做總監。
                                              
                                                                           
討老闆舒服的,叫做秘書()

 

欠個人的錢是窮人;欠國家的錢是富人。                                      
                                                                           
喝酒看度數的是窮人;喝酒看牌子的是富人。
                                  
                                                                           
寫書的是窮人;盜版的是富人。
                                              
                                                                           
吃家禽的是窮人;吃野獸的是富人。
                                          
                                                                           
耕種土地的是窮人;買賣土地的是富人。
                                      
                                                                           
女人給別人睡的是窮人;睡別人女人的是富人。
                             
                                                                           
貧的時候養豬,富了養狗。
                                                  
                                                                           
貧的時候種稻,富了種草。
                                                  
                                                                           
窮的時候想娶老婆,富了以後想找情人。
                                          
                                                                           
窮的時候老婆兼秘書,富了以後秘書兼老婆。


                                     
                                                                           




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